Monday, May 9, 2016

Special Intergalactic Travel Alert

The Definitive Intergalactic Council of Kakistocracy and Safety has emitted a class 5 avoidance order for the third planet in the Sol system, commonly referred to as Earth, inhabited by a variety of flora and fauna including Humans.



Humans are a level 3 virus.

DICKS would like you to view this disturbing video of the Earthvirus in action.


WARNING: This video contains graphic and disturbing images. Viewer discretion is advised. Aquatic dwelling beings are strongly encouraged to avoid viewing this video.




 



What the Earthvirus is calling a “tubing adventure”, allows them to pollute, corrupt and destroy their way deep into the remote rainforests in Hawaii. DICKS are taking a hard stance against this behavior.



Soon there will be no place on Earth untouched by the insidious and insatiable Earthvirus.



 



There is a no known cure for Earthvirus and this planet should be avoided at all costs.  



DICKS notes how Humanvirus builds in number before unleashing upon the unsuspecting natural surroundings.


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Note how the Humanviri with a red colored reproductive system prepares to enter his protective device.






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 The Humanvirus is unstoppable in their protective flotation shell.





This horrible Humanviri appears completely blissful in her hardened head covering as she penetrates deep into nature.

This horrible Humanviri appears completely blissful in her hardened head covering as she penetrates deep into nature.


 




An army of Humanviri doing their best to do their worst.

An army of Humanviri doing their best to do their worst.






Transporting Earthvirus to any of the following planet types is strictly forbidden under penalty of planetary bombardment by DICKS:

  • Terrestrial or any Class L or M body

  • Transitional (excluding plasmatic)



DICKS encourage you to transport any Humanvirus you come across directly to the nearest acidic/basic or elemental body, active star or gaseous giant.

Transportation of Humanvirus is strictly forbidden and punishable by Thorough Insertion Pain.

Allowing a Humanvirus to live outside of their Earth planet is strictly forbidden and punishable by TIP.

Not transporting any located Humanviri to the nearest inhospitable planet or star is punishable by more TIP.

Best to just avoid this planet.





Special Intergalactic Travel Alert