Thursday, February 25, 2016

Three more chapters--unless I stray from my outline again.

I’m in the final stretch folks.  I have three more chapters to write in Downgrade (working title) until I’m officially done with my draft!


Three more chaptersThen comes the hard part.


I have had to force myself to stop going back into the previous chapters to edit and revise things.  I realized that was subconscious procrastination. I would open up Scrivener with the intention to write a chapter or scene, but instead, I’d go back and proofread an earlier chapter.


Now I’m close.


I’m a little short on my target word count and may go back and actually (gasp) add some details!


I am certain my editor will be cutting out chunks of text that aren’t relevant and I wouldn’t want him or her to be bored!money-stacks


Here’s what’s coming:


  1. Complete draft (Almost there!)

  2. Choose an editor and send my draft to him or her.

  3. Wait impatiently for the draft to be returned. (Do I start Book 2 or wait?)

  4. Make tons of revisions and corrections. This will take several days at least.

  5. Send the revised draft to be proofread.

  6. Wait nervously for it to be returned. (I need to finalize my publication strategy!)

  7. Make some revisions and corrections.

So it comes back to my previous post. Publish now, Wait or Serialize?


I’m probably not going to serialize book one. Though the sequel would fit the model. However, I’m not interested in mixing the publication styles between two books in the same series.


Either way, I think you’re going to really like this action-packed story!


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(with my first draft)


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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

I think I might be more of a pantser.

The industry (writing) calls people who sit down and write, with little to no plan, pantser; as in, by the seat of their pants.


The second one.

The second one.


 


 


I thought I might be more of a plotter. I mean, I have chapters “outlined”


well in advance as I write the story. I know what’s coming and I write my way there, following the outline pretty closely.


Tonight, I’m writing about an event in the book and following my outline, like a good boy.


Then I realize I inadvertently set the main character up for a twist! I had no idea it was coming.


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The foreshadowing I wrote and the dialog I wrote led me to do it, though in hindsight I think it might’ve been evil-pantser-angel.good vs. evil


I’m wondering where the sweet, plotting-angel went.


I have managed to write myself into a new outline; for the next few chapters, at least. The outline and notes I had before simply won’t work now that the main character has done this thing I can’t tell you about.


What I will say is, if it shocked me, and I’m writing it… well, I wish I could see the look on your face when you read it.


Oh and do not ever Google image search “good devil”. Wow.


Read about The Pros and Cons of Plotters and Pantsers over on The Magic Violinist’s blog.


 


 


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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Don't tell me what to do Grammerly!

This doesn’t even count the words I type into Scrivener for the novel!2016-02-22 16_06_22-Calendar


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Grammerly is telling me I am often missing commas in my compound sentences… Well, the joke’s on you Grammerly, because, I am not even trying to write, a compound sentence, nor am I trying, to splice commas… oh, and I’ll tell you when… an ellipsis is unnecessary! Stop being so bossy.


 


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I'd love to hire an editor to work on commission or royalty

Do editors work on commission?


No. Not usually.


Why not? I think it would definitely encourage the editor to do an outstanding job editing and it would allow for the novice writer to get out there and make a little money without as much personal risk.


I’m not proposing that a writer just drafts something and sends it off to be finished by the editor. But, if a writer, myself perhaps, could do the initial editing himself then send something off to an editor that just needs minor line edits and proofreading, it seems reasonable that the writer and editor share the profits.


I’d love to find an editor willing to work with me for a commission.


  1. Writer: create the first draft of a novel.

  2. Writer: takes the time to carefully do his best to edit and proof the writing.

  3. Writer: sends the revised draft to the editor.

  4. Editor: Edits and proofs novel.

  5. Writer: Publishes said novel.

  6. Writer and Editor split royalties on pre-arranged schedule.

Perhaps I’m just dreaming, but, a writer is putting a lot of effort into something that may sell anywhere from zero to a million copies. There is no way to know ahead of time, however, a competent editor will have a good idea of what will and won’t sell and will do his best to ensure that the text is readable and marketable.


Are you an editor who has previously worked on commission?

Have you hired an editor to work on royalties or commission?


I’d like to hear from you.


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Monday, February 22, 2016

Looks like the IRS called to tell me they're filing a lawsuit against me!

Apparently the IRS is so overworked that they are now using a prerecorded message to inform people that they are being sued.


I thought it’d be fun to learn more about which of my dastardly deeds I was in trouble for so I decided to give the number a call.


1-206-899-6295


That isn’t even an IRS office number and they would surely have the courtesy of using a toll-free number if they did want me to call them, right?


*Ring*


*Ring*


IRS Officer in his best Indian-sounding accent: GarbledJumble-dee-gook.


103108958-GettyImages-471197539.530x298Me: “Who is this?”


Dial-tone.


 


 


 


Well, son of a bitch. I’ll be damned if the IRS is going to hang up on me! Don’t they know who I am?


1-206-899-6295


*Ring*


*Ring*


…. and so on until *Fast-Busy*


 


Oh no! I hope I’m not too late!


1-206-899-6295


*Ring*


*Ring*


Less Indian-Sounding Mark: “IRS Department, Officer Mark speaking.”


Me: “hahahahahahha good one.”


Sorry, the name he chose threw me into a laughing fit. I had to hang up.


 


Damn it. I had recorded my call but didn’t turn on the microphone.


Basically it went like this:


Richard Wilsone: “Hello, IRS Department.”


Me: “Yes, I’m calling about filing a lawsuit against you.”fonejacker


RW: Laughing


Me: “What’s funny? This is serious business!”


RW: “Yes, that is the first time I have heard you are to be suing me!”


Me: Laughing, “yeah, I figured I’d be first. Tell me, how does this work?”


RW: “I do not be knowing what you mean?”


Me: “Come on, if I call and say, I received a call from the IRS about a lawsuit, what do you do first? How can I make it go away?”


RW: “Ok sir, well you take a rope and you go to the nearest house and you hang from it.”


Me: “Ok, and should I be touching myself when I do this?”


RW: “No…? What does this mean?”


Me: “Nevermind… so, I take a rope, hang myself.  This will make my IRS problems disappear?”


RW: “Oh yes, because you will already be in hell.”


Me: Laughing.


RW: Laughing. “Ok really, so where are you from?”


Me: “India. My name is Suresh Gupta.”


RW: “I think you are having fun with me. What is that place?”


Me: “You’ve never heard of the country India?”


RW: “No, this is the first time I hear of such a place.”


Me: “…”


RW: “…”


We talked, we laughed… I think we might be dating now. Look, it’s complicated.


 


He wanted me to talk to him more because he liked me.  I think I was the first person he could screw around with on the phone who wasn’t calling in crying or worried about being sued. I don’t know what predicament Richard Wilson is in that he must take these calls and convince people to give him money but I hope he gets out of it soon.


 


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Writing: Algorithmic Approach - You won't believe what happens next!

I hate clickbait.

Writing programs… does this relate to writing fiction?


The things I write on this blog are my observations and things I learn. I am not telling you how to write well; I don’t know how to write well. But, I’m trying, and I’m sharing those experiences with you. Writing is the hard.


I’m a programmer at heart. I love shaping code and forcing the computer to do my bidding. I realized, very early in life, that everything is a program. Some of them, more complex than others.


Science has known that everything behaves within certain rule-sets for years. They may study genetic algorithms, behavioral, and so on.



How your dog behaves is nothing more than a complex program. X happens, dog does Y. The more complex the animal or situation, the more complex the program so let’s scale it back to something


Simple Ant Behavior

A simple diagram depicting typical, basic ant behavior.


easier to understand, like ants.


 


I’ve watched ants for extended periods of time. I’m a nerd; I like to know things. Anyway, I watch these little critters at work as they move around, following invisible chemical trails left by their comrades. One becomes injured, not my doing, I assure you, and the rest stop to investigate but ultimately they decide it’s too much trouble and they abandon the injured coworker.


Their programming is to go from Point A to Point B and gather food and return it to Point A. If they encounter an obstacle, such as an injured ant, they might secrete some of their alarm chemicals so other ants avoid that spot and they reroute the project. It is a relatively simple program. Plants have a program also, they are programmed to pull certain things in through the roots, other things from the air, grow and multiply.


Plants have a program also, they are programmed to pull certain things in through the roots, other things from the air, grow and multiply.



Sharks are programmed to swim around, looking mean, and occasionally eat a fish.



 


 


Writing can be looked at similarly. Here is an example of what is, in my mind, the most basic of algorithms.


 


Writing Algorithm

A basic flowchart for writing.


Let’s look at this more closely. I write something. Does it fit/work/belong? Yes? Great, go write another thing. No? Get it out of there, then go write something that does.


 


Now, if I follow this flowchart, I should be able to crank out pages of content that further my story along. If that was all there was to it, we’d probably all be writers.


 


 


 


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After cranking out a draft of a chapter, I have to go back and read it. I need to check for consistency, grammar, punctuation, tension, flow, pacing, etc.


The simple flowchart suddenly becomes a lot more complicated.


Adding to all of that, I have to write the next chapter!


That is the flow of my writing style. The actual algorithms are much more complex.


If A then B else C or D and E unless B and C then G with H or I but not J because K was U until X became P so A needs to G before the end of R.


Something like that. This is why notes are crucial to me. It’s also why I had to kill Mr. Annoying because I couldn’t keep his character straight in my head. Life is easier without him anyway. That jerk.


What if there was a formula I could apply to writing a paragraph? Well, there are several actually. If I adhere to writing using a single template then reading my work would become a dull, textbook-like experience: X, Y, Z then A, B, C then X, Y, Z…


I don’t think having a template is the ideal solution, but, good paragraph structure is paramount to writing well.